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I feel rather awful. I have a migraine which I normally get at least once a year, and my eyes are all puffy. I can't even look at lights. Utter malaise. The codeine is working though, which I felt slightly refreshed. Oh well. ;_;

Doo-Hickeys

"He stores his testicles in his medical cabinet."
"It's a Frankenpussy!"
"Wash it, then put it back in your little doo-hickey."

Taps!

The toilet is working again! I have flush capacities in the cistern. I've had to use a large red bucket to flush away waste, feeling like a Victorian Pleb (yes, it's geographically impossible).

I've found this.

The Shit List

Today―and yesterday―it was revealed that I am a part time alcoholic, who is best at hosting parties, whose chef alter-ego is Gary Rhodes and knows lots of Placebo lyrics. Tickle, bless thee.

Autumn break shenanigans: Nothing much has happened, to be honest. I went into town on two seperate occasions and purchased past papers on les maths et le chimie (pas sur le Français, peux j'ajouter!). Oh! And on the More4 adverts, there is Robbie Coltrane in drag wearing lipstick.

In other gatherings, there have been copious visits form the Policía to my neighbours house. On one ocassion tonight, the [M] stated that he couldn't answer the door because "he wasn't allowed to get off the bed".

I've decided that I shall make a "Shit List" on the people I have to take revenge on, inspiried by the idea from Urban Outfitters. Currently, there's two things on it.

I'll go back to watching "The Best of Triggy Happy TV" now.

Gàidhlig Beag air Bheag

Halò. Ciamar a tha sibh fhein, bloghlig? An diugh: Sgìre-sgoile cunntais, comhairle e Cézanne. Leig dhiot! ;_;

Baile mhòir e nachadh chlàraidh.

'S e oileanach a th' annam. An e draibhear-laraidh a th' annad?

Math with a Smile

Well, the Slut Hut was [temporarily; Wednesday afternoons, supported study] disbanded today, as certain people were being noisy. And his annoyance at our homework results. Because of all this, the entire class needs to sit where they say last year. Unfortunately for me, someone else is sitting on my seat and I need to sit next to the like of Juliette x_x. This is worse than being on the Jeremy Kyle show.

I cannot be assed with "physical education" tomorrow.

Ooft! Must dash, CSI's on! Shame on you if you don't know who the above is.

It's That Time of The Year Again

Yes, that does mean it's Christmas shopping. Don't blame me, blame M&S. It was them that already have their Haloween stuff out! >.> Anyway, I got Amy's which she better enjoy, but I think she shall. It is very good.

You must tell me what you want.

I want the Penis Pokey book...

New Yorken

I miss 42nd Street. ;_;
I miss the lady who helped me find John's Pizzeria on Bleeker Street. ;_;
I miss Hershey Lady. ;_;

I'm just going to keep making the microwave bing by bringing the dial back and fro again.

My VERY ANGRY AURA is going to make me impolde. Oh my gash. ARGH!

Prolapse

My neighbour [F] just said "Shite, shite, shite!" then the other [M] vomited. I heard him valvular regurgitating.

UNEEDMEMORETHANINEEDU at 2.14am is the way to live.