Chunk

Chunk II

PENANCE:

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

French & Saunders

well, i downloaded the french and saunders sketch of Misery, very funny. but, i shall write about my "tremendously exciting" holidays. i had christmas, which had to be the worst ever cause (a) the washing machine broke, (b) the tumble drier went on fire, and (c) i choked at the dinner table and nobody helped me. what a christmas. I could've been killed!

went into the boxing day sales, and never really saw anything, though i did buy a fondue set for my social gathering in the near future. to complete it i just need some Haagen-Dazs, Veggie-jelly, Shloer, Canada Dry and the tower of Ferrero Rocher. boy, this is classy ;-)

currently, i am very tired at typing this and saw a hottie out on the street. that made my day, unless something else can beat a hottie. to the cinéma tomorrow, with friends. that's all ATM

Lack thereof

I posted this, and now't not showing.

Salle de cinéma

Went into town, with Amy and Heather. Tried to go and see Tenacious D, but "we never looked old enough", so we went to see The Prestidge starring Christian Bale (who I never knew at the time) and that other guy. Looked boring, but actually turned out to be OK. It guessed starred David Bowie. Before this, I bought a soy cappuccino from Starbucks, and flashed my card at them, then got to swipe it -- but then my hand always goes shaky when I try to swipe it which is real embarrasing.
Then after the movie, we all went to Primark to look for shirts. There were some real oddball people in the store, and then I whipped out this crazy outfit whilst going down the esculator.
Then we both planned to go Christmas shopping next week (which I have practally already begun). So, this is really no problem.
Then we went home, and then I got some Hershey's, then I met Amy's dad. I then went home, some fat bastard of a ned with a big head started staring at me. I blatantly ignored him. I went home, had some chips, and then I am writing this.

Pumpkin

School.
had fun.
Wore new jacket; pumpkin colour in colour.
Went to supported study.
Mr. Barr cautioned us not to go into the park. :U
Went home.
Ate.
Computer.
Sim City.
Movie: Imaginary Heroes.
Bed.

Firstly

You major asshole! Didn't you see that manhole?