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Well, today has been very eventful! I SEEN CAFFERTY in Tesco, so I had to hide in the clothes department. I really should have tried on sunglasses as a disguise. After, I seen this woman there who asked her boyfriend "Do you want some potato scones, Dave?" in an AUSTRALIAN accent. Bloody wonderful. Whilst she said that, Dave was sniffing a mango.
I should've stalked both Cafferty and Dave and Aussie-woman, but I was in a very important transaction with a bunch of red, green and yellow peppers!