Ah

We are Siamese if you please,
We are Siamese if you don't please,
We are former residents of Siam,
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while.

Do you see that thing swimming round and round?
Yes. Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown,
If we sneaking up upon it carefully,
There will be head for you and a tail for me.

Do you hear what I hear? A baby cry.
Where we finding baby there are milk nearby,
And if we look in baby buggy there could be,
Plenty milk for you and some for me.