Where've you been, bitch?

Oh, thank god you're here. I don't have a lot to type about except that this is distracting me (pfft) when I should be reading all of my English books! But I've had the entire house to myself for two weeks as my parents have gone half-way across the world -- thankfully I don't like beaches. So I've just been eating lots and lots of ice cream and dulce de leche whilst watching Special Victims' Unit. I'm just like Brave Africa: A laugh riot.