Goodness gracious! I just returned from my daily swim on my beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange... You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. Unbelievable.
I am distracted with my obsession of saving money, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a great friend to my friends (they love it!). My day sprawls from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to well after sun-down. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff. Can't they see I am blogging?
I absolutely, positively promise if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. Well, I'll try. Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue...
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a faecal mural frisbee plz
That sounds horrendous.
I'll get right on it.
YAY
Buy endangered faeces to save an endangered species!
Apparently.
http://intlrhinofoundation.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/rhinopoopwithbow.jpg
Yup, "Rhino poop with bow"
My god, that's got the wow-factor.
lol
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