Chunk II

PENANCE:

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

French & Saunders

well, i downloaded the french and saunders sketch of Misery, very funny. but, i shall write about my "tremendously exciting" holidays. i had christmas, which had to be the worst ever cause (a) the washing machine broke, (b) the tumble drier went on fire, and (c) i choked at the dinner table and nobody helped me. what a christmas. I could've been killed!

went into the boxing day sales, and never really saw anything, though i did buy a fondue set for my social gathering in the near future. to complete it i just need some Haagen-Dazs, Veggie-jelly, Shloer, Canada Dry and the tower of Ferrero Rocher. boy, this is classy ;-)

currently, i am very tired at typing this and saw a hottie out on the street. that made my day, unless something else can beat a hottie. to the cinéma tomorrow, with friends. that's all ATM