Sunday, December 30, 2007
La De Da
I don't think I've ever been this bored in a long time. And I'm waiting for Sammie to get back on MSN so I can meet her for Tesco! It's 5pm and already dark. Hopefully I'll feel a little bit better for tomorrow. Eeks.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Joyeux Noël
What a good time, I mainly got money. At least the tumble drier never went on fire, I never choked on the turkey and I never fell down the stairs. On Boxing Day I managed to purchase numerous paraphernalia. You will enjoy the below carol.
Que du bon temps, j'ai surtout eu l'argent. Au moins le sèche linge ne sont jamais allés sur le feu, je n'ai jamais étouffé sur la turquie et je n'ai jamais tombé en bas de l'escalier. Le lendemain de Noël, j'ai réussi à acheter de nombreux accessoires. Vous va voir ci-dessous le carol.
J'ai seulement ajouté dans ce afin de le rendre plus intéressant. Mais si vous avez lu cette j'ai ensuite assumer ce moyen c'est une phrase ne figurait pas dans l'original. Smarties seul avez la réponse.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Oh, yeah.
Que du bon temps, j'ai surtout eu l'argent. Au moins le sèche linge ne sont jamais allés sur le feu, je n'ai jamais étouffé sur la turquie et je n'ai jamais tombé en bas de l'escalier. Le lendemain de Noël, j'ai réussi à acheter de nombreux accessoires. Vous va voir ci-dessous le carol.
J'ai seulement ajouté dans ce afin de le rendre plus intéressant. Mais si vous avez lu cette j'ai ensuite assumer ce moyen c'est une phrase ne figurait pas dans l'original. Smarties seul avez la réponse.
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Oh, yeah.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Ah-hahahaha
Lol at sweaty people at that dance.
People are unflattering, I do not see the point; making an utter idiot of oneself.
And those stupid arses better not start nagging at me for being late when other people stagger in half-cut at noon. And they're racist. I've seriously giving up caring now.
You do what you want applies here.*
* - Does not include illegal activities, any cause of endangerment, or gliding under the age of 16.
People are unflattering, I do not see the point; making an utter idiot of oneself.
And those stupid arses better not start nagging at me for being late when other people stagger in half-cut at noon. And they're racist. I've seriously giving up caring now.
You do what you want applies here.*
* - Does not include illegal activities, any cause of endangerment, or gliding under the age of 16.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Saturday, December 01, 2007
...
I am officially living in fear, and I have a chemistry presentation to do on polyacetylene. Yas. Here, have a picture.
The jacket potatoes are ready!
Also, I've noticed that the Mars advent calendars are the exact same design as last year. >_>
The jacket potatoes are ready!
Also, I've noticed that the Mars advent calendars are the exact same design as last year. >_>
Friday, November 23, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Helium Whore
Aaah! What a lovely day I've had to-day. >_> I'm starting to write like that. Anyway, I went into town with Samantha and Hayley. Firstly, we seen a man in a pretty floral shirt and skinny jeans, and seriously could not resist the temptation of stalking him. That lasted until Kelvingbridge underground to J. Sainsbury's' checkouts. We were distracted by Granny Knittings on Innocent smoothie bottles and Christmas cakes.
Afterwards, we went into Virgin (I refuse to call it by its current name, as such) and looked for a film and realised we were running a bit late for our rendez-vous with Hayley. Meeting in Borders, we were attracted to the magazine section, only to find subtle old-men-gay-porn and mens' fashion magazines. (Dirty faces are in.) We then spent about, perhaps, three hours in the humour section...
Onto Starbucks, in which Samantha got a steak panini and covered Nicole Kidman's face with steak, caramelised onions, and peppers (also covered in Monterey Jack cheese). We then got lost in the Childrens section briefling and I bought Orwell notes.
It was raining! So we ran up into the galleries and I forged a label in H&M for a fucking excellent winter hat. I love it. I think it made my day. Haaa, then we went into Birthday's and bought a helium balloon and inhaled it like junkie to herion. I make good Gryffy impersonation on helium, I may say.
Urban Outfitters are looking for Christmas staff @_@ I may apply. HA.
Afterwards, we went into Virgin (I refuse to call it by its current name, as such) and looked for a film and realised we were running a bit late for our rendez-vous with Hayley. Meeting in Borders, we were attracted to the magazine section, only to find subtle old-men-gay-porn and mens' fashion magazines. (Dirty faces are in.) We then spent about, perhaps, three hours in the humour section...
Onto Starbucks, in which Samantha got a steak panini and covered Nicole Kidman's face with steak, caramelised onions, and peppers (also covered in Monterey Jack cheese). We then got lost in the Childrens section briefling and I bought Orwell notes.
It was raining! So we ran up into the galleries and I forged a label in H&M for a fucking excellent winter hat. I love it. I think it made my day. Haaa, then we went into Birthday's and bought a helium balloon and inhaled it like junkie to herion. I make good Gryffy impersonation on helium, I may say.
Urban Outfitters are looking for Christmas staff @_@ I may apply. HA.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Wogan?
Ugh, yes, it was Children In Need today. And I had to go as Caesar which wasn't that bad since everyone knew who I was. Yeah. But I arrived in with some skankho ned who bored holes in your eyes. State of her instead >_> So I just went down to my locker prematurely and hung about there until the bell had rang, pretending I was looking in my locker interminably. Then we got buckets, badges etc etc. Finally we left after Xiang took forever to get dressed in his ele-funk costume.
We just walked along and gloriously begged off people en route to Kelvinbridge Subway. We meet a cheeky bastard of a germ. In case he's forgetting, we're in his maths class... Then we met a little bit of a perversion of an obsessed Terry Wogan fan, selling an Elvis Presley autograph. I thought I'd never mention that name on my blog. T_T
In town was rather dreadful, just walking the freezing cold in three t-shirts, a toga and a purple overall. Oh, and a wreath. After all that shenanigans, we just arrived back in the west end a begged some more; only I was absolutely starving and I had to resort to a latté and a nice [turn out to be utterly vile as it was GLUTEN-FREE X_X] egg mayo sandwhich.
After all that, we returned and were transformed into Scrooges and counted all the coppers! We altogether raised £4620, if I remember correctly. I thought it would have been better if we counted each individual bucket...
I went home and retired to by bed, aaah.
We just walked along and gloriously begged off people en route to Kelvinbridge Subway. We meet a cheeky bastard of a germ. In case he's forgetting, we're in his maths class... Then we met a little bit of a perversion of an obsessed Terry Wogan fan, selling an Elvis Presley autograph. I thought I'd never mention that name on my blog. T_T
In town was rather dreadful, just walking the freezing cold in three t-shirts, a toga and a purple overall. Oh, and a wreath. After all that shenanigans, we just arrived back in the west end a begged some more; only I was absolutely starving and I had to resort to a latté and a nice [turn out to be utterly vile as it was GLUTEN-FREE X_X] egg mayo sandwhich.
After all that, we returned and were transformed into Scrooges and counted all the coppers! We altogether raised £4620, if I remember correctly. I thought it would have been better if we counted each individual bucket...
I went home and retired to by bed, aaah.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Whooping Cough
I feel quite warm and cozy inside. It can't be said for the outside. I probably have Whooping Cough, even though I haven't been sick in about four years. Getting sick is for pansies! Thank you, Monica. >_>
I can't remember that much of what happened today.
I can't remember that much of what happened today.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Waffles ho
I gave Sammie her SHIT LIST in English today, along with the Hottie Horatio card that I'm certain she enjoyed. :] But she came down with Ebola (:P) halfway through so I was reading 1984 one my ownsome and sans the Two Hour Bitch. Art was très très très très boring, writing about Matisse - STILL. Ugh, crap.
Chemistry NAB! I thought it was difficult ;__; and I'm certain photosynthesis is biochemistry and I'll get the mark. Ha! And darn excess problems. I'm not interested in one gramme of magnesium reacting with a gazillion moles of oxygen.
Oh, and thank god those pomegranates in my locker aren't producing fungal spores.
Chemistry NAB! I thought it was difficult ;__; and I'm certain photosynthesis is biochemistry and I'll get the mark. Ha! And darn excess problems. I'm not interested in one gramme of magnesium reacting with a gazillion moles of oxygen.
Oh, and thank god those pomegranates in my locker aren't producing fungal spores.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Sigur Rós
It was Birthday Seasons again and I purchased what I needed to get. I'm sure it's an excellent present, and will produce hilarious effects. Of course, our attempts beforehand to track down Fat "The Scream" Amanda Stalker (FTSAS). Yes, I did just make that up but it is true.
Ah well, I did nothing particularly interesting today. English was fine, Xiang has moved to our table whilst is alright, I suppose. Hilarity will ensue; "Tittyfucks" et al.
Art was fine, I finally got my sketchbook back but I really cannot be bothered drawing anything more. I need some inspiriation. Not Fauve, thank you kindly. But it's always really funny in art because of Eeeeeeeve and her make-up. And there's always subliminal humour because of the gossip at "BOHO". Her hands were laughable today. ;_;
DOUBLE MATHS! Rien intéressante. Angus était abscent, merci dieu. Donc je n'ai pas bloquer son visage. Ha. Xiang et Aidan a été rejetés, qui était hilarants. Excuser l'impair français ;_; Je manquer français un petit.
I will leave you with this pleasant song. ^_^
Brosandi
Hendumst í hringi
Höldumst í hendur
Allur heimurinn óskýr
nema þú stendur
Rennblautur
Allur rennvotur
Engin gúmmístígvél
Hlaupandi í okkur ?
Vill springa út úr skel
Vindur í
og útilykt ? af hárinu þínu
Ég lamdi eins fast og ég get
með nefinu mínu
Hoppa í poll
Í engum stígvélum
Allur rennvotur (rennblautur)
Í engum stígvélum
Og ég fæ blóðnasir
En ég stend alltaf upp
Og ég fæ blóðnasir
En ég stend alltaf upp
Ah well, I did nothing particularly interesting today. English was fine, Xiang has moved to our table whilst is alright, I suppose. Hilarity will ensue; "Tittyfucks" et al.
Art was fine, I finally got my sketchbook back but I really cannot be bothered drawing anything more. I need some inspiriation. Not Fauve, thank you kindly. But it's always really funny in art because of Eeeeeeeve and her make-up. And there's always subliminal humour because of the gossip at "BOHO". Her hands were laughable today. ;_;
DOUBLE MATHS! Rien intéressante. Angus était abscent, merci dieu. Donc je n'ai pas bloquer son visage. Ha. Xiang et Aidan a été rejetés, qui était hilarants. Excuser l'impair français ;_; Je manquer français un petit.
I will leave you with this pleasant song. ^_^
Brosandi
Hendumst í hringi
Höldumst í hendur
Allur heimurinn óskýr
nema þú stendur
Rennblautur
Allur rennvotur
Engin gúmmístígvél
Hlaupandi í okkur ?
Vill springa út úr skel
Vindur í
og útilykt ? af hárinu þínu
Ég lamdi eins fast og ég get
með nefinu mínu
Hoppa í poll
Í engum stígvélum
Allur rennvotur (rennblautur)
Í engum stígvélum
Og ég fæ blóðnasir
En ég stend alltaf upp
Og ég fæ blóðnasir
En ég stend alltaf upp
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Image, Image
Thanks Blogger, you're a real fucking help. I'll piss in your coffee.
I can seriously not be fucking assed re-typing the entire post I wrote that you fucking never saved. Yes, YOU.
So, instead of that, I'm going to listen to this:
I can seriously not be fucking assed re-typing the entire post I wrote that you fucking never saved. Yes, YOU.
So, instead of that, I'm going to listen to this:
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Combi
Doctor Turner keeps referencing documentaries and Sammie and I cannot help ourselves but laugh. Saying that, neither can Holly next to use who giggles when the word "sex" is mentioned. Oh, and shame on us: We've scarred Paula with our talkings of people. We're doing 1984, which isn't as bad as I had first suspected.
Our artwork is being assessed sometime this week, and I've practically done everything. Still need an object for my still life, which isn't the most exciting of tasks. I thought a mask, but my mum's are all freaky. There is a nice one, but I don't want to take it anyway. So I just end up spending time browsing flickr and Veer for an idea.
Okay, pomegranates, passion fruit and wine it is. :]
These are really the only two interesting subjects I have, tbh. That's why they get the most reports.
"Photographing a cake can be art" —Irving Penn
Our artwork is being assessed sometime this week, and I've practically done everything. Still need an object for my still life, which isn't the most exciting of tasks. I thought a mask, but my mum's are all freaky. There is a nice one, but I don't want to take it anyway. So I just end up spending time browsing flickr and Veer for an idea.
Okay, pomegranates, passion fruit and wine it is. :]
These are really the only two interesting subjects I have, tbh. That's why they get the most reports.
"Photographing a cake can be art" —Irving Penn
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Thinkings
"I wonder what she's thinking."
On my travel across the city, I couldn't help but stare out and think philosophically. Yeah. Anyway, the south cide of the city is really rather derelict. I'm sure I seen some prostitutes, which reminded me of the hitch hiker on FOB.
*Laughs at taps*
On my travel across the city, I couldn't help but stare out and think philosophically. Yeah. Anyway, the south cide of the city is really rather derelict. I'm sure I seen some prostitutes, which reminded me of the hitch hiker on FOB.
*Laughs at taps*
Monday, October 08, 2007
Dyssomnia
"Attempting to force oneself through 9–5 life with DSPS has been compared to constantly living with 6 hours of jet lag." There's not melatonin in my system.
The school obviously fails to notice that I keep falling asleep in class and that I am ocassionaly late. They probably think I'm being lazy, the bastards. It's that arse in the office.
Nothing interesting has happened lately, doing poetry in English which is far better than The Crucible. Art: I've moved onto pastel which I utterly utterly detest. Biology: Moved onto respiration and the Kreb Cycle, finally! No more enzymes >_> Even though I liked that because it was easy.
No one seems to notice that the formula for energy content is the exact same formula for enthalpy. Which, technically, it is, but everyone is oblivious to it. And they [probably] say I am sleepy/lazy/unaware.
Next People:
• November 6th
• December 19th
• January 16th
The school obviously fails to notice that I keep falling asleep in class and that I am ocassionaly late. They probably think I'm being lazy, the bastards. It's that arse in the office.
Nothing interesting has happened lately, doing poetry in English which is far better than The Crucible. Art: I've moved onto pastel which I utterly utterly detest. Biology: Moved onto respiration and the Kreb Cycle, finally! No more enzymes >_> Even though I liked that because it was easy.
No one seems to notice that the formula for energy content is the exact same formula for enthalpy. Which, technically, it is, but everyone is oblivious to it. And they [probably] say I am sleepy/lazy/unaware.
Next People:
• November 6th
• December 19th
• January 16th
Friday, October 05, 2007
Costumes!
I'm already worrying about this Children In Need, 2007 (which is Friday, 16th November, by the way, foo') thing, and have been researching costumes. So I shall just go as a Roman, and I wish they'd announce when we need to have our costumes in/or if we're even doing it this year; since I am ordering mine from the US. ¬_¬
He looks like Tony from Skins.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Monday, October 01, 2007
The Monologues
Chiefly, I was late to arrive in school and was worried that Gryffy would give me into a row (how archaic) for being late as he has already sent a letter home to me the previous year. (My mother calls him Mr. Gryffindor, and we frequently laugh about him.) But we're learning about patterns in the period table which is a bit boring, even coming from someone who enjoys and can tolerate chemistry. He did say "Buckyball" in his accent though.
Art was rather boring also, as I've been told to continually texturize my painting, but I can't keep doing that when I'm not even finished! Painting is annoying. But I like my painting because I love the blend of cold colours it has. It reminds me of Mint Skittles.
Biology, just sitting doing questions for 50 minutes. For the remainder, Miss Fyfe asked us to come up with an idea on how to revise for biology. I suggested we make a Trivial Pursuit (this was only in my head). We've also to bring in minor Halloween costumes for the 1st November!
English has gotten much better. I love poetry. Especially olden-days type. I shall certainly not be doing The Crucible in the final exam; it's boring and de-rails a lot. Me and Sammie have discovered that we're really boring and watch lots of documentaries about Wolf Boys and Hairy People.
In maths, the most oddest thing I heard Mr. Barr say was "Yes, her top's a beautiful colour, but it seems to be homosexuals who like those colours". Yeah. I was rather schocked actually; just seems odd/twisted for a man of Barr's age or persona to utter the word "homosexual".
On my arrival home, I was devistated to realise Steve has left Placebo.
Art was rather boring also, as I've been told to continually texturize my painting, but I can't keep doing that when I'm not even finished! Painting is annoying. But I like my painting because I love the blend of cold colours it has. It reminds me of Mint Skittles.
Biology, just sitting doing questions for 50 minutes. For the remainder, Miss Fyfe asked us to come up with an idea on how to revise for biology. I suggested we make a Trivial Pursuit (this was only in my head). We've also to bring in minor Halloween costumes for the 1st November!
English has gotten much better. I love poetry. Especially olden-days type. I shall certainly not be doing The Crucible in the final exam; it's boring and de-rails a lot. Me and Sammie have discovered that we're really boring and watch lots of documentaries about Wolf Boys and Hairy People.
In maths, the most oddest thing I heard Mr. Barr say was "Yes, her top's a beautiful colour, but it seems to be homosexuals who like those colours". Yeah. I was rather schocked actually; just seems odd/twisted for a man of Barr's age or persona to utter the word "homosexual".
On my arrival home, I was devistated to realise Steve has left Placebo.
Friday, September 28, 2007
C18H21NO3
I feel rather awful. I have a migraine which I normally get at least once a year, and my eyes are all puffy. I can't even look at lights. Utter malaise. The codeine is working though, which I felt slightly refreshed. Oh well. ;_;
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Doo-Hickeys
"He stores his testicles in his medical cabinet."
"It's a Frankenpussy!"
"Wash it, then put it back in your little doo-hickey."
"It's a Frankenpussy!"
"Wash it, then put it back in your little doo-hickey."
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The Shit List
Today―and yesterday―it was revealed that I am a part time alcoholic, who is best at hosting parties, whose chef alter-ego is Gary Rhodes and knows lots of Placebo lyrics. Tickle, bless thee.
Autumn break shenanigans: Nothing much has happened, to be honest. I went into town on two seperate occasions and purchased past papers on les maths et le chimie (pas sur le Français, peux j'ajouter!). Oh! And on the More4 adverts, there is Robbie Coltrane in drag wearing lipstick.
In other gatherings, there have been copious visits form the Policía to my neighbours house. On one ocassion tonight, the [M] stated that he couldn't answer the door because "he wasn't allowed to get off the bed".
I've decided that I shall make a "Shit List" on the people I have to take revenge on, inspiried by the idea from Urban Outfitters. Currently, there's two things on it.
I'll go back to watching "The Best of Triggy Happy TV" now.
Autumn break shenanigans: Nothing much has happened, to be honest. I went into town on two seperate occasions and purchased past papers on les maths et le chimie (pas sur le Français, peux j'ajouter!). Oh! And on the More4 adverts, there is Robbie Coltrane in drag wearing lipstick.
In other gatherings, there have been copious visits form the Policía to my neighbours house. On one ocassion tonight, the [M] stated that he couldn't answer the door because "he wasn't allowed to get off the bed".
I've decided that I shall make a "Shit List" on the people I have to take revenge on, inspiried by the idea from Urban Outfitters. Currently, there's two things on it.
I'll go back to watching "The Best of Triggy Happy TV" now.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Gàidhlig Beag air Bheag
Halò. Ciamar a tha sibh fhein, bloghlig? An diugh: Sgìre-sgoile cunntais, comhairle e Cézanne. Leig dhiot! ;_;
Baile mhòir e nachadh chlàraidh.
'S e oileanach a th' annam. An e draibhear-laraidh a th' annad?
Baile mhòir e nachadh chlàraidh.
'S e oileanach a th' annam. An e draibhear-laraidh a th' annad?
Monday, September 17, 2007
Math with a Smile
Well, the Slut Hut was [temporarily; Wednesday afternoons, supported study] disbanded today, as certain people were being noisy. And his annoyance at our homework results. Because of all this, the entire class needs to sit where they say last year. Unfortunately for me, someone else is sitting on my seat and I need to sit next to the like of Juliette x_x. This is worse than being on the Jeremy Kyle show.
I cannot be assed with "physical education" tomorrow.
Ooft! Must dash, CSI's on! Shame on you if you don't know who the above is.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
It's That Time of The Year Again
Yes, that does mean it's Christmas shopping. Don't blame me, blame M&S. It was them that already have their Haloween stuff out! >.> Anyway, I got Amy's which she better enjoy, but I think she shall. It is very good.
You must tell me what you want.
I want the Penis Pokey book...
You must tell me what you want.
I want the Penis Pokey book...
Friday, September 14, 2007
New Yorken
I miss 42nd Street. ;_;
I miss the lady who helped me find John's Pizzeria on Bleeker Street. ;_;
I miss Hershey Lady. ;_;
I'm just going to keep making the microwave bing by bringing the dial back and fro again.
My VERY ANGRY AURA is going to make me impolde. Oh my gash. ARGH!
I miss the lady who helped me find John's Pizzeria on Bleeker Street. ;_;
I miss Hershey Lady. ;_;
I'm just going to keep making the microwave bing by bringing the dial back and fro again.
My VERY ANGRY AURA is going to make me impolde. Oh my gash. ARGH!
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Prolapse
My neighbour [F] just said "Shite, shite, shite!" then the other [M] vomited. I heard him valvular regurgitating.
UNEEDMEMORETHANINEEDU at 2.14am is the way to live.
UNEEDMEMORETHANINEEDU at 2.14am is the way to live.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Brewing Up A Summer Of Music
Heather, Amy and I were to attend Fall Out Boy's concert in Edinburgh, on the 25th. Departing, and arriving late (ho!), only to find they were stuck in Starbucks. Eeek. Nonetheless, we went on the subway and arrived at Queen Street Station. We did compensate on travelling first class, but the ticket both woman said it had been discontinued. Darn it, we're high class!
Embarking to Edinburgh, we had les Pringles and a magazine to keep us occupied. I had a soda water and a pack of Rolos <3 Arriving in Edinburgh, our first stop was Jenners. The toilets were smelling. Followed by Harvey Nichols. Classiest elevator ever!
Now our three mile trek, followed closely by some emos. They lost us, or should I say we lost them, since we were the ones that turned the wrong direction onto Morrison St. >_<
Still, arrived at the Corn Exchange and had to wait for almost two hours, if I recall correctly. Once we finally got the entrace, there were a few security checks, and I was worried that they'd take my camera off of me since there were numerous posters around saying they would. But I was glad they did not, even though absolutely everyone had a camera/mobile camera with them, taking pictures.
Afer the fantabulous concert, even though Heather was slightly ill and my feet were practically glued to the floor thanks to the alcohol/sweat (x_x), we departed home via the motorway. I am almost certain that I seen a hitchiker at a signpost, but never mentioned it to the other two. v_v
Below are some pics though :D
Embarking to Edinburgh, we had les Pringles and a magazine to keep us occupied. I had a soda water and a pack of Rolos <3 Arriving in Edinburgh, our first stop was Jenners. The toilets were smelling. Followed by Harvey Nichols. Classiest elevator ever!
Now our three mile trek, followed closely by some emos. They lost us, or should I say we lost them, since we were the ones that turned the wrong direction onto Morrison St. >_<
Still, arrived at the Corn Exchange and had to wait for almost two hours, if I recall correctly. Once we finally got the entrace, there were a few security checks, and I was worried that they'd take my camera off of me since there were numerous posters around saying they would. But I was glad they did not, even though absolutely everyone had a camera/mobile camera with them, taking pictures.
Afer the fantabulous concert, even though Heather was slightly ill and my feet were practically glued to the floor thanks to the alcohol/sweat (x_x), we departed home via the motorway. I am almost certain that I seen a hitchiker at a signpost, but never mentioned it to the other two. v_v
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Thursday, August 23, 2007
Swabbings
I swabbed a light switch today. Mmm, but I could've electrocouted myself since the swab was wet. Agar tastes... unusual.
Anyway, I was made prefect today.
Anyway, I was made prefect today.
Monday, August 20, 2007
Thoughts and repulsions
Oooookay, all I've done for the past four days is listen to Placebo constantly. Well, not whilst I'm cooking/sleeping/bathing though. I could try whilst bathing. Anyway, I think I could be going into a deeper health freak mode. I've already hid rock that I was given since I read it consisted of pure sugar and modified starch, and also seven E numbers. I've also refused to eat meringues since they're just pure sugar. Eek!
Anyway, I have been eating Loyd Grossman biscuits, which seem to contain almonds this time. So, due to pure laziness, I've been spitting out the almonds across the floor instead of putting them in the bin. ;_;
Anywho, don't you just hate it when the biscuit granules you dunk into your coffee sink to the bottom?
Anyway, I have been eating Loyd Grossman biscuits, which seem to contain almonds this time. So, due to pure laziness, I've been spitting out the almonds across the floor instead of putting them in the bin. ;_;
Anywho, don't you just hate it when the biscuit granules you dunk into your coffee sink to the bottom?
Friday, August 17, 2007
Back to School II
Besides my other subjects, I got Maths today, having to go to the hall and big announcements about who, what, where, when, why and how? I turned up in Barr Tycoon's class, as predicted. He handed out folders and blad-eh-blah. I never got to use my purchased Paperchase notebook. ;_; Shall do on Monday. The xxx is within a 35 feet radius of me.
Next was Art in which I designed my front cover, as I have done these previous umpteen years. I tried to turn it into cubism (I always remember Harkins saying to remember that word, and I have >_>), but I couldn't remember how to do it, and I think the lettering needs to be in the third-dimension anyway.
MTA was rubbish, we had to go into the hall yet again to be sorted. My school reminds me of a concentration camp. I managed to get into Higher English. Eek! The fire alarm went off, and me and Sammie managed to get a few views of Beau. Oh ya!
Laters, me, myself, Hayley, Amy, Sammie and I went into the bibliotheque and sat reading copius amounts of trashy romance novels. How I loathe thee!
Next was Art in which I designed my front cover, as I have done these previous umpteen years. I tried to turn it into cubism (I always remember Harkins saying to remember that word, and I have >_>), but I couldn't remember how to do it, and I think the lettering needs to be in the third-dimension anyway.
MTA was rubbish, we had to go into the hall yet again to be sorted. My school reminds me of a concentration camp. I managed to get into Higher English. Eek! The fire alarm went off, and me and Sammie managed to get a few views of Beau. Oh ya!
Laters, me, myself, Hayley, Amy, Sammie and I went into the bibliotheque and sat reading copius amounts of trashy romance novels. How I loathe thee!
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Back to School I
My return to school: I walked down the three minature steps to the foyer, only to be confronted by the one and only Beau. I almost brushed up against her, but, nonetheless, she did her fantastic violet head shake anyway. Poor woman. Anyway, I spent the first twenty minutes walking around the biology department trying to look for bleeming T13, only to find that it was Miss Gilholm's. But that wasn't correct either, since the rest of the class were up in history. Walking up the back stairs to look into the [late] classroom of Mr. Campbell to see Milné peering over the monitor of his computer like a pervert. Pervert.
First period was art, which was a bit confusing, and I just sat there. Then Mr. Pedo came in a starting blabbing to What's-Her-Face (I shouldn't say that, she seems nice, but I only know her visage), talking about how this should actually be an Intermediate 2 class. Let it be so!
Next was chemistry, and I met Beau again in the corridor giving directions to a pupil to the library. After seeing her full face, I slightly giggled, which turned into a quiet laughter. Thankfully, noone stared. ANywho, to my delight, I received Gryffy/Griffin/Gryffindor as a teacher. Dishing out copious amounts of textbooks, books, jotters, data booklets (wanting to know the measurement of the radii of a something?) and, finally, homework! Goodness, Gryffy, I expected less!
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Finally, biology. ^_^ I really like Miss Fyfe. She has similar glasses to me. Anyway, that's beside the point. Aussi, she has stated that she will bring in a cake almost always every (oxymoron?) Thursday. Hurray! But, never mind that, biology does seem boring. >_> All that cell nonsense. However, tomorrow I be swabbing my cheek and examining my own epithelial tissue. YUM. Later on in the course, we plan to do a dissection.
First period was art, which was a bit confusing, and I just sat there. Then Mr. Pedo came in a starting blabbing to What's-Her-Face (I shouldn't say that, she seems nice, but I only know her visage), talking about how this should actually be an Intermediate 2 class. Let it be so!
Next was chemistry, and I met Beau again in the corridor giving directions to a pupil to the library. After seeing her full face, I slightly giggled, which turned into a quiet laughter. Thankfully, noone stared. ANywho, to my delight, I received Gryffy/Griffin/Gryffindor as a teacher. Dishing out copious amounts of textbooks, books, jotters, data booklets (wanting to know the measurement of the radii of a something?) and, finally, homework! Goodness, Gryffy, I expected less!
Finally, biology. ^_^ I really like Miss Fyfe. She has similar glasses to me. Anyway, that's beside the point. Aussi, she has stated that she will bring in a cake almost always every (oxymoron?) Thursday. Hurray! But, never mind that, biology does seem boring. >_> All that cell nonsense. However, tomorrow I be swabbing my cheek and examining my own epithelial tissue. YUM. Later on in the course, we plan to do a dissection.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Dog Quiz v_v
Do you know your dog breeds?
You scored 10 out of a possible 10.
Congratulations! Your cupboards are undoubtedly filled with Pedigree Chum and dog hair covers your furniture. Barbara Woodhouse would be proud.
Rank: Crufts' Winner.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Harry Potter
Le cinéma. Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix. (I may start posting in French from now on. You have been warned). Overall, it was a very good. Particuarly Snape: "I'm going to penetrate your mind".
And the below, if you are interested:
And the below, if you are interested:
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
IKEA! J'adore
IKEA. [aɪˈkiːə]: Eye-key-aah. (Not [iˈki.a]: icky-uh, may I add. Anyone who says that should be shot.) Anyway, it was nice. I found some slippers, bathrobes and umbrellas (not just furniture, you see). I took a few photos, couldn't resist. I shall just post them below instead of MySpace, unfortunately. (Reasons being that Tom has decided to remove all the servers, and limit himself to 250 comments a day. No need to brag, Tom).
Get your HE lessons at IKEA. Today!
This one's for Naughty Baker: Audrey Hepburn on canvas, 90×90
This is how they test chairs. They have robots.
Get your HE lessons at IKEA. Today!
This one's for Naughty Baker: Audrey Hepburn on canvas, 90×90
This is how they test chairs. They have robots.
Monday, July 09, 2007
Trip to the centre-ville
Waking up with an odd dream (Miss Cleo answering my 999 call with "CALLER?"), I arrived in town with Amy and Heather. Our first stop was Topman, which is really the true colors of Fannyface and his fashion sense. (Soon to-be model, may I add.) (Too bad Ms. Moss.) There's nothing really interesting there, except the "pure heavy mongolised" elevator, which does have a buttom "M" for mongolised.
TK Maxx: Trying to get Vans for £2 (I had to put it to £7 this turn) turns out to be a miserable failure.
"The tag's on the wrong side of the show. Hold on." / "Adam, customer assistance." / "No, they're £14." / "I'll leave them then."
We did manage to locate some sexy―and clunky―clogs.
Numerous walkings around town, locating emos (perhaps slightly hypocritical >>), but they are wonderful. Ignore the girl on the right.
We spotted the above in the Galleries, outside Borders, and outside H&M.
(Where I bought a hoodie because I was cold.)
TK Maxx: Trying to get Vans for £2 (I had to put it to £7 this turn) turns out to be a miserable failure.
"The tag's on the wrong side of the show. Hold on." / "Adam, customer assistance." / "No, they're £14." / "I'll leave them then."
We did manage to locate some sexy―and clunky―clogs.
Numerous walkings around town, locating emos (perhaps slightly hypocritical >>), but they are wonderful. Ignore the girl on the right.
We spotted the above in the Galleries, outside Borders, and outside H&M.
(Where I bought a hoodie because I was cold.)
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Dental caries warning
If you eat candy you should brush your teeth. You should probably brush your teeth if you eat anything. Better yet, you should brush your teeth while you eat, eliminating any chance of a cavity/dental caries. Oh, and you should drink mouthwash with your meal. While you're in the shower.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Eek!
I woke up and found out that noone else is on MSN, so I just mess about on MySpace, but there's nothing to do on that either, except find out about what your best friends likes; something you probably already know.
The last few days have been boring really. I am utterly dreading the RE exam as I don't know anything, and I'd rather not learn in great depth the views of Buddhists in less than 24 hours. But I should have a positive attitude, but... Meh.
Quiz
• Would life be better or easier if we were all emotionless? Hell, no.
• Is black the never ending color of hate? No, it's beautiful.
• A law you hate? I respect the law >.>
• Someone that makes you sick? So many people. Jackie's nice though.
• A food you hate? I don't hate any food, except from Ma'am Horses Concoctions.
• Do you sometimes hate the ones you love the most? No, that doesn't make any sense lol
• The argument you hated having the most? I love arguing. But the awkward silence after it is annoying.
• Something about life that you hate? Hmm, if I removed anything, it wouldn't be life. I like griping.
• A movie you hate? Hmm, I don't hate a lot of movies.
• A band you wish would just SHUT UP? As above >>
• A vegetable you hate? Cabbage! D:
• Something a family member gives you on the holidays that you hate? I don't get anything on the holidays o.o
• A word you despise? Shag. It's horrible. It can only be used to describe a type of tobacco. >>
• Something a family member does, that drives you crazy?
• The happiest moment of your life? Nothing that exciting or happy has happened you. Probably going to NY.
• The funniest thing that happened to you with your friends? A man walked past me and Sammie and went "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" and it was really high-pitched and I was just howling with laughter.
• The nicest thing someone has ever said to you? Aww, I don't know. ):
• A school day that actually went well, and what happened? School was closed.
• Your best/funnest birthday? What happened? God, I don't know. Ma'am Horse was there on my 15th. XD And Elanore shouted "It's not a birthday cake without a Birthday sticker!"
• The best gift someone has ever given you? Plane ticket to NY *sigh*
• A time you laughed so hard you peed your pants? what happened? God, years ago. o.o I'm stunned I'm admitting this.
• One of the best memories you have of a loved one? What the hæll?
• Best vacation with family? New York. 3500 miles away! I think, that's how many Frequent Flyer Miles I got >.> I get free trips around the world.
• Do you get migranes? Yes, I have drugs for them, and I go really quiet and don't speak for hours.
• Ever been pregnant when you didnt want to be? Yes, drat >.>
• Have you ever been trapped in an elevator? No, but I wish I did. It'd be great.
• Ever accidently caught something on fire in your home? Yes, Scarbble tiles, and I just stared at them.
• Has a pet ever ran away? did you find them? No
• Ever had a parent walk in on you and your someone doing something naughty? No lol o.o
• Your most embarassing moment? When I tripped in school on gravelled stones.
• Have you ever fell down the stairs? No, I fall going up the stairs.
• Ran into a see through door? lol, no
• Slipped on wet floor? XD Yes, it's dangerous.
• Ever found soemthing disgusting in your fast food? I don't eat fast food >.>
• Have you ever been diagnosed with something horrible? Nope ^.^
The last few days have been boring really. I am utterly dreading the RE exam as I don't know anything, and I'd rather not learn in great depth the views of Buddhists in less than 24 hours. But I should have a positive attitude, but... Meh.
Quiz
• Would life be better or easier if we were all emotionless? Hell, no.
• Is black the never ending color of hate? No, it's beautiful.
• A law you hate? I respect the law >.>
• Someone that makes you sick? So many people. Jackie's nice though.
• A food you hate? I don't hate any food, except from Ma'am Horses Concoctions.
• Do you sometimes hate the ones you love the most? No, that doesn't make any sense lol
• The argument you hated having the most? I love arguing. But the awkward silence after it is annoying.
• Something about life that you hate? Hmm, if I removed anything, it wouldn't be life. I like griping.
• A movie you hate? Hmm, I don't hate a lot of movies.
• A band you wish would just SHUT UP? As above >>
• A vegetable you hate? Cabbage! D:
• Something a family member gives you on the holidays that you hate? I don't get anything on the holidays o.o
• A word you despise? Shag. It's horrible. It can only be used to describe a type of tobacco. >>
• Something a family member does, that drives you crazy?
• The happiest moment of your life? Nothing that exciting or happy has happened you. Probably going to NY.
• The funniest thing that happened to you with your friends? A man walked past me and Sammie and went "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" and it was really high-pitched and I was just howling with laughter.
• The nicest thing someone has ever said to you? Aww, I don't know. ):
• A school day that actually went well, and what happened? School was closed.
• Your best/funnest birthday? What happened? God, I don't know. Ma'am Horse was there on my 15th. XD And Elanore shouted "It's not a birthday cake without a Birthday sticker!"
• The best gift someone has ever given you? Plane ticket to NY *sigh*
• A time you laughed so hard you peed your pants? what happened? God, years ago. o.o I'm stunned I'm admitting this.
• One of the best memories you have of a loved one? What the hæll?
• Best vacation with family? New York. 3500 miles away! I think, that's how many Frequent Flyer Miles I got >.> I get free trips around the world.
• Do you get migranes? Yes, I have drugs for them, and I go really quiet and don't speak for hours.
• Ever been pregnant when you didnt want to be? Yes, drat >.>
• Have you ever been trapped in an elevator? No, but I wish I did. It'd be great.
• Ever accidently caught something on fire in your home? Yes, Scarbble tiles, and I just stared at them.
• Has a pet ever ran away? did you find them? No
• Ever had a parent walk in on you and your someone doing something naughty? No lol o.o
• Your most embarassing moment? When I tripped in school on gravelled stones.
• Have you ever fell down the stairs? No, I fall going up the stairs.
• Ran into a see through door? lol, no
• Slipped on wet floor? XD Yes, it's dangerous.
• Ever found soemthing disgusting in your fast food? I don't eat fast food >.>
• Have you ever been diagnosed with something horrible? Nope ^.^
Monday, May 21, 2007
The Rules of Attraction
Today, I bought underwear >.> That's all. On the other hand, I found some text in The Rules of Attraction (God, I'm obsessed, but it's so good <.<) written in French. So I decided to type it all out (that took ages; tabbing back and fro between World Lingo do get the correct marks) and translate. The result was quite humorous:
I could not prevent me from approaching me you with evening. I drank too much tequila and I perhaps smoked too much of pot but that does not want to say that I do not love you. However after it sayhaving said you, I walked until the end of the world and I have vomit. Yesterday we separated with beba, my girl friend. You, you were one of the reasons for that (then Beba does not know that I wish you) but not only. It is that for a long time that I feel allured by you. I am not insane, but you interests me and I took some photographs of you whom I made when you did not look at. I cannot believe that you did not notice me. If you had come with me yesterday evening, I would have returned to you happy. I could have returned to you happier than this type with which you left yesterday evening. By putting the things at worse I could always go back to Paris and live with my father. In any event, America is shitting. And me making you love in the town of my father Cannes has. And to leave my job of writer has Camden Courier. perhaps did you see my articles? How to prevent the positive Herpes and effects of the extase. You does not obsess me. I could have any girl whom I want here (and I passed there near), but your legs are perfect, better than all those of the others dilles and your hair is so fair and soft, better still of all and your figure is perfect it-also. I not if you had an operation of nose but your nose is perfect. Your features are really perfect. I perhaps will test still * once. But do not leave next the fois*. remember that I could return heuruse very to you. I can kiss well and I have the American Express Chart of platinum. I suppose that you have it too. your legs are splendid, and better than those of any other girl. Of which color are your eyes? the photographs which I took are all in black and white. I would like to follow the same courses that you, but He do photograph and you… what? Beautiful-art? You are sexy. If I knew that somebody got excited of you like me, and you, you tested the same feeling towards him, I would leave. I would return at home. No doubt.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Oh my
They're called fun-size for a reason.
Today my mum made me drive her to drop of cookies for my brother's bake sale to pay for a camping trip, or whatever. And right there, across the street, was this homeless man. And I'm thinking, why aren't we baking cookies to raise money to buy this guy a home instead of some stupid camping trip, which will just be sad anyway.
I mean, I never go on trips and I don't even want to, but, like, I know you're going to say that the seventh grade science camp was a camp but it wasn't outdoors, so it doesn't even count.
When I got home, I burned the word "camping" in Scrabble tiles and then I wrote a poem entitled "23 Points of Sorrow", and then I burned that, too. And then the smoke alarm went off; I am the smoke alarm: People walk by me and never check my batteries, and when I scream everyone just runs away.
Today my mum made me drive her to drop of cookies for my brother's bake sale to pay for a camping trip, or whatever. And right there, across the street, was this homeless man. And I'm thinking, why aren't we baking cookies to raise money to buy this guy a home instead of some stupid camping trip, which will just be sad anyway.
I mean, I never go on trips and I don't even want to, but, like, I know you're going to say that the seventh grade science camp was a camp but it wasn't outdoors, so it doesn't even count.
When I got home, I burned the word "camping" in Scrabble tiles and then I wrote a poem entitled "23 Points of Sorrow", and then I burned that, too. And then the smoke alarm went off; I am the smoke alarm: People walk by me and never check my batteries, and when I scream everyone just runs away.
Friday, May 18, 2007
Ernie D:
Out of extreme boredome today, I find myself taking photographs of my neighbour washing the car. I personally find this a momentum of stalking.
I did manage to do some RMPS revision, but out of more boredom and lack of knowledge on the subject, I cannot continue further. I honestly cannot be bothered learning about annacha or nirvana, whatever those mean. I think I'll just go eat more cereal.
I did manage to do some RMPS revision, but out of more boredom and lack of knowledge on the subject, I cannot continue further. I honestly cannot be bothered learning about annacha or nirvana, whatever those mean. I think I'll just go eat more cereal.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
WMP Quiz
Step 1: Put your iTunes or MP3 player on shuffle/random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly
1. They told him don't you ever come around here
2. Thank you for coming home, I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
3. I would never bother you, I will never promise to
4. If you see a faded sign at the side of the road
5. _____ so why should it be
6. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, When I met you
7. Here I come and we wan' go home
8. Hot town, ______, Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
9. I'm bringing ______, Them other boys don't know how to act (I really don't have this but it is devoted to someone XD)
10. A friend in need, is a friend indeed
11. Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
12. Once I had a love and it was a gas
13. _____ Freezing cold and empty
14. I woke up in a Soho doorway, A policeman knew my name
15. All I want is a room with a view
16. If it seems a litte time is needed, decisions to be made
17. Here in my car
18. Do do do do, do do do do (hummed, no lyrics lol)
19. If I were to say to you, "Can you keep a secret?"
20. Fire in the disco
21. Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals
22. Move yourself, You always live your life
23. We'll be fighting in the streets, With our children at our feet
24. Sun is shinin' in the sky, There ain't a cloud in sight
25. I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall
26. I walk along the avenue, I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
27. Turn it down you say, Well all I got to say to you is time again I say, "No!"
28. Since were feeling so anesthetised, In our comfort zone
29. I used to think she was the greatest thing, I really cared, gave her a diamond ring
30. How can I be sure? When your intrusion is my illusion
Winner could get that all-great yacht, or a Lindt bunny. Or perhaps a convertible. It could be you.
Key:
• Heather's answers
• Amy's answers
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly
1. They told him don't you ever come around here
2. Thank you for coming home, I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
3. I would never bother you, I will never promise to
4. If you see a faded sign at the side of the road
5. _____ so why should it be
6. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, When I met you
7. Here I come and we wan' go home
8. Hot town, ______, Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
9. I'm bringing ______, Them other boys don't know how to act (I really don't have this but it is devoted to someone XD)
10. A friend in need, is a friend indeed
11. Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
12. Once I had a love and it was a gas
13. _____ Freezing cold and empty
14. I woke up in a Soho doorway, A policeman knew my name
15. All I want is a room with a view
16. If it seems a litte time is needed, decisions to be made
17. Here in my car
18. Do do do do, do do do do (hummed, no lyrics lol)
19. If I were to say to you, "Can you keep a secret?"
20. Fire in the disco
21. Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals
22. Move yourself, You always live your life
23. We'll be fighting in the streets, With our children at our feet
24. Sun is shinin' in the sky, There ain't a cloud in sight
25. I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall
26. I walk along the avenue, I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
27. Turn it down you say, Well all I got to say to you is time again I say, "No!"
28. Since were feeling so anesthetised, In our comfort zone
29. I used to think she was the greatest thing, I really cared, gave her a diamond ring
30. How can I be sure? When your intrusion is my illusion
Winner could get that all-great yacht, or a Lindt bunny. Or perhaps a convertible. It could be you.
Key:
• Heather's answers
• Amy's answers
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Me and OCD
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid Disorder: | Low |
| Schizoid Disorder: | Low |
| Schizotypal Disorder: | Low |
| Antisocial Disorder: | High |
| Borderline Disorder: | Low |
| Histrionic Disorder: | Low |
| Narcissistic Disorder: | Moderate |
| Avoidant Disorder: | Low |
| Dependent Disorder: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: | High |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders -- | |
I certainly expected the OCD since I have a tendancy to over-do and make sure everything is done in the correct way.
(I did stop away from cleaning the dishes because she was doing it wrong.)
But I did not expect anti-social disorder. *sigh* Maybe it is true, me and TK Maxx.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Them
Well, today has been very eventful! I SEEN CAFFERTY in Tesco, so I had to hide in the clothes department. I really should have tried on sunglasses as a disguise. After, I seen this woman there who asked her boyfriend "Do you want some potato scones, Dave?" in an AUSTRALIAN accent. Bloody wonderful. Whilst she said that, Dave was sniffing a mango.
I should've stalked both Cafferty and Dave and Aussie-woman, but I was in a very important transaction with a bunch of red, green and yellow peppers!
I should've stalked both Cafferty and Dave and Aussie-woman, but I was in a very important transaction with a bunch of red, green and yellow peppers!
Friday, April 06, 2007
Opticians
Once upon a time, I went to the opticians and was put through vigorous optic tests. I had to look into this box and count how many red circles there were, but I couldn't see any! And then he kept going "Hmmm" and looked like David Tennant. Then I had my retina photographed, which was penetratingly blinding light being shined into my eyeball! Finally, he had a microsocopid light and stared into my eye for about five minutes and I couldn't stop laughing because it was tickly...
Anyway, today I met up with the clan and went and played Frustration.
I only came third ;_; But it is only a piece of plastic >_> Then we done a one mile treck into the centre of town to look at French people speaking their mother tounge. I did try to buy something so I could bellow "Bonjour!" at one of them, but nothing looked tasty. I returned to my humble abode and I am not eating Garibaldi biscuits.
Anyway, today I met up with the clan and went and played Frustration.
I only came third ;_; But it is only a piece of plastic >_> Then we done a one mile treck into the centre of town to look at French people speaking their mother tounge. I did try to buy something so I could bellow "Bonjour!" at one of them, but nothing looked tasty. I returned to my humble abode and I am not eating Garibaldi biscuits.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Chunk II
PENANCE:
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
French & Saunders
well, i downloaded the french and saunders sketch of Misery, very funny. but, i shall write about my "tremendously exciting" holidays. i had christmas, which had to be the worst ever cause (a) the washing machine broke, (b) the tumble drier went on fire, and (c) i choked at the dinner table and nobody helped me. what a christmas. I could've been killed!
went into the boxing day sales, and never really saw anything, though i did buy a fondue set for my social gathering in the near future. to complete it i just need some Haagen-Dazs, Veggie-jelly, Shloer, Canada Dry and the tower of Ferrero Rocher. boy, this is classy ;-)
currently, i am very tired at typing this and saw a hottie out on the street. that made my day, unless something else can beat a hottie. to the cinéma tomorrow, with friends. that's all ATM
went into the boxing day sales, and never really saw anything, though i did buy a fondue set for my social gathering in the near future. to complete it i just need some Haagen-Dazs, Veggie-jelly, Shloer, Canada Dry and the tower of Ferrero Rocher. boy, this is classy ;-)
currently, i am very tired at typing this and saw a hottie out on the street. that made my day, unless something else can beat a hottie. to the cinéma tomorrow, with friends. that's all ATM
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