Uhm, yeah

Channel 4 is so laughable now... I just hate that stupid man in the blue blazer with curly hair stating these stupidily ironic things... LMAO... yeah ¬.¬

Utter shite includes:

"My spam filter's got it in for me. It keeps preventing me from winning the Nigerian lottery."

"How do you know what comparison site's the best?"

"My weather site has the wind direction." *does stupid prance*

"Search engine: answering life's big questions like... 'What else has he been in?'"

In other Channel 4 rubbishness:

"Have You Been Watching?" is the worst television show on right now. Ever. Basically this ugly man presents whose eyes are about two meters further back from his chin, moaning about... just about everything on television right now. Yes, yes, Big Brother is abysmal. But so is this completely hypocritical show.

Quoth:

"It was absolutely fucking shit."
"Oh, do you watch it?"
"Yes."
[Roar of (forced, probably) laughter.]

It is fundamentaly flawed! In order to laugh/moan/bitch/lampoon rubbish tv, you need to watch it first to know it's rubbish... But then you keep on watching it...? Stupid weird-faced man.

Do these come in orange?

He says, holding a two bunches of broccoli. Yes, I'm talking about the Dale Winton clip in Asda.

On another note, however, for my summer project I've decided to collate all the nasty, naff, nauseating, noisome and noxious clothes on ASOS and make it into a nice collage! Alexander McQueen is, by far, the worst offender. Also, the choice of model... Just no. Never has the devil been good looking. You'll have to wait till next time when I've made the collage and have a picture of his face.

Yesteryear I returned from Heather's abode. We all went to Aldi to buy lots of crap... Not as cheap as I expected! Still yet to enter a Lidl. Besides, some of the stuff was absolutely disgusting.

First off were the cheese corners—they were not corners; they were pyramids. And the cheese! What cheese was that? Amy ended up throwing hers out the window then I followed suit. I got further xD Heather brought up "Poppin Chicken" thereafter but I feared it was undercooked as it was a little gooey and... lukewarm. Next were the potatoes wedges (this was a four-course meal, after all): bland. Sorry! Even apple brown sauce never made them any better than their state of culinary limbo. Oh, what was next? Ah, rocket and mozzarella pizza. By Jove, it tasted like bacon. I kid you not. We ate half of it... I recommended we leave it in the oven forevermore; well like half an hour. Eventually the room filled with smoke (no smoke alarm?) then Heather went outside as we then realised she had asthma. Whoops.

As everyone was outside, we played tig; eventually succumbing to locking Xiang outside. Meanwhile, Amy, Hayley, Xiang (he managed to body slam the door) and I were sitting around the table in the kitchen, whilst Heather and Sammie were doing their business in the living room. I think we talked for a long, long time, before we finally had to make our own fun. Yes, making concoctions for each other to drink/eat made from three rank ingredients combined in the kitchen cupboards. I made Hayley a mincemeat-icing sugar-Robinson's OJ drink! Ew. XD

Amy made me one and someone else someone else... I can't help it! It's the retrograde amnesia, y'see? After making each other drinks, Sammie came in and gave us into trouble >.> *SIGH* for opening all the stuff in the kitchen (even though it was already open...). Oh well! It was time for me to go home now (and Xiang) as I do not like leaving my house unoccupied for fear of burglary from the heroin addicts several closes down. Scum of the earth! Some may take offense at that... It's their own fault for getting into that state. No one to blame but themselves. [Goes back to reading the Daily Mail.]

Aaaanyway, in other news I will finally be able to afford some spending money for Rome fairly quickly as I now work in Marks & Spencer!

How dare he

MJ is dead! How DARE he!

I wanted to go see him in concert! Outrageous. I'm still not over his death. I wish he was my dad... yes, that does seem a little odd... but I could just tell him to hit out with "Beat It" then I'd be happy. So yeah, he's been on WMP for aaages now.

We ordered a giant Tesco order online, totalling about £80... lol. Most of it was my fortnightly shop anyway to survive. So everyone was up, then Xiang starting moaning at the food i prepared for him for dinner. "I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE PASTA!!!!" How ungrateful!

Oh well, in the end we started singing "just beat it!" at him whilst pointing at the door. So then we all watched Masterchef... and thank god we did; otherwise we would have never have heard "BOOZY PRUNES" in a hilarious voice. Even this guy noticed too! Thank god.