Uhm, yeah

Channel 4 is so laughable now... I just hate that stupid man in the blue blazer with curly hair stating these stupidily ironic things... LMAO... yeah ¬.¬

Utter shite includes:

"My spam filter's got it in for me. It keeps preventing me from winning the Nigerian lottery."

"How do you know what comparison site's the best?"

"My weather site has the wind direction." *does stupid prance*

"Search engine: answering life's big questions like... 'What else has he been in?'"

In other Channel 4 rubbishness:

"Have You Been Watching?" is the worst television show on right now. Ever. Basically this ugly man presents whose eyes are about two meters further back from his chin, moaning about... just about everything on television right now. Yes, yes, Big Brother is abysmal. But so is this completely hypocritical show.

Quoth:

"It was absolutely fucking shit."
"Oh, do you watch it?"
"Yes."
[Roar of (forced, probably) laughter.]

It is fundamentaly flawed! In order to laugh/moan/bitch/lampoon rubbish tv, you need to watch it first to know it's rubbish... But then you keep on watching it...? Stupid weird-faced man.