Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Me and OCD

DisorderRating
Paranoid Disorder:Low
Schizoid Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Disorder:Low
Antisocial Disorder:High
Borderline Disorder:Low
Histrionic Disorder:Low
Narcissistic Disorder:Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:Low
Dependent Disorder:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

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I certainly expected the OCD since I have a tendancy to over-do and make sure everything is done in the correct way.
(I did stop away from cleaning the dishes because she was doing it wrong.)
But I did not expect anti-social disorder. *sigh* Maybe it is true, me and TK Maxx.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Them

Well, today has been very eventful! I SEEN CAFFERTY in Tesco, so I had to hide in the clothes department. I really should have tried on sunglasses as a disguise. After, I seen this woman there who asked her boyfriend "Do you want some potato scones, Dave?" in an AUSTRALIAN accent. Bloody wonderful. Whilst she said that, Dave was sniffing a mango.
I should've stalked both Cafferty and Dave and Aussie-woman, but I was in a very important transaction with a bunch of red, green and yellow peppers!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Opticians

Once upon a time, I went to the opticians and was put through vigorous optic tests. I had to look into this box and count how many red circles there were, but I couldn't see any! And then he kept going "Hmmm" and looked like David Tennant. Then I had my retina photographed, which was penetratingly blinding light being shined into my eyeball! Finally, he had a microsocopid light and stared into my eye for about five minutes and I couldn't stop laughing because it was tickly...

Anyway, today I met up with the clan and went and played Frustration.
I only came third ;_; But it is only a piece of plastic >_> Then we done a one mile treck into the centre of town to look at French people speaking their mother tounge. I did try to buy something so I could bellow "Bonjour!" at one of them, but nothing looked tasty. I returned to my humble abode and I am not eating Garibaldi biscuits.