Dental caries warning

If you eat candy you should brush your teeth. You should probably brush your teeth if you eat anything. Better yet, you should brush your teeth while you eat, eliminating any chance of a cavity/dental caries. Oh, and you should drink mouthwash with your meal. While you're in the shower.

Eek!

I woke up and found out that noone else is on MSN, so I just mess about on MySpace, but there's nothing to do on that either, except find out about what your best friends likes; something you probably already know.

The last few days have been boring really. I am utterly dreading the RE exam as I don't know anything, and I'd rather not learn in great depth the views of Buddhists in less than 24 hours. But I should have a positive attitude, but... Meh.

Quiz

• Would life be better or easier if we were all emotionless? Hell, no.
• Is black the never ending color of hate? No, it's beautiful.
• A law you hate? I respect the law >.>
• Someone that makes you sick? So many people. Jackie's nice though.
• A food you hate? I don't hate any food, except from Ma'am Horses Concoctions.
• Do you sometimes hate the ones you love the most? No, that doesn't make any sense lol
• The argument you hated having the most? I love arguing. But the awkward silence after it is annoying.
• Something about life that you hate? Hmm, if I removed anything, it wouldn't be life. I like griping.
• A movie you hate? Hmm, I don't hate a lot of movies.
• A band you wish would just SHUT UP? As above >>
• A vegetable you hate? Cabbage! D:
• Something a family member gives you on the holidays that you hate? I don't get anything on the holidays o.o
• A word you despise? Shag. It's horrible. It can only be used to describe a type of tobacco. >>
• Something a family member does, that drives you crazy?

• The happiest moment of your life? Nothing that exciting or happy has happened you. Probably going to NY.
• The funniest thing that happened to you with your friends? A man walked past me and Sammie and went "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" and it was really high-pitched and I was just howling with laughter.
• The nicest thing someone has ever said to you? Aww, I don't know. ):
• A school day that actually went well, and what happened? School was closed.
• Your best/funnest birthday? What happened? God, I don't know. Ma'am Horse was there on my 15th. XD And Elanore shouted "It's not a birthday cake without a Birthday sticker!"
• The best gift someone has ever given you? Plane ticket to NY *sigh*
• A time you laughed so hard you peed your pants? what happened? God, years ago. o.o I'm stunned I'm admitting this.
• One of the best memories you have of a loved one? What the hæll?
• Best vacation with family? New York. 3500 miles away! I think, that's how many Frequent Flyer Miles I got >.> I get free trips around the world.

• Do you get migranes? Yes, I have drugs for them, and I go really quiet and don't speak for hours.
• Ever been pregnant when you didnt want to be? Yes, drat >.>
• Have you ever been trapped in an elevator? No, but I wish I did. It'd be great.
• Ever accidently caught something on fire in your home? Yes, Scarbble tiles, and I just stared at them.
• Has a pet ever ran away? did you find them? No
• Ever had a parent walk in on you and your someone doing something naughty? No lol o.o
• Your most embarassing moment? When I tripped in school on gravelled stones.
• Have you ever fell down the stairs? No, I fall going up the stairs.
• Ran into a see through door? lol, no
• Slipped on wet floor? XD Yes, it's dangerous.
• Ever found soemthing disgusting in your fast food? I don't eat fast food >.>
• Have you ever been diagnosed with something horrible? Nope ^.^

The Rules of Attraction

Today, I bought underwear >.> That's all. On the other hand, I found some text in The Rules of Attraction (God, I'm obsessed, but it's so good <.<) written in French. So I decided to type it all out (that took ages; tabbing back and fro between World Lingo do get the correct marks) and translate. The result was quite humorous:

I could not prevent me from approaching me you with evening. I drank too much tequila and I perhaps smoked too much of pot but that does not want to say that I do not love you. However after it sayhaving said you, I walked until the end of the world and I have vomit. Yesterday we separated with beba, my girl friend. You, you were one of the reasons for that (then Beba does not know that I wish you) but not only. It is that for a long time that I feel allured by you. I am not insane, but you interests me and I took some photographs of you whom I made when you did not look at. I cannot believe that you did not notice me. If you had come with me yesterday evening, I would have returned to you happy. I could have returned to you happier than this type with which you left yesterday evening. By putting the things at worse I could always go back to Paris and live with my father. In any event, America is shitting. And me making you love in the town of my father Cannes has. And to leave my job of writer has Camden Courier. perhaps did you see my articles? How to prevent the positive Herpes and effects of the extase. You does not obsess me. I could have any girl whom I want here (and I passed there near), but your legs are perfect, better than all those of the others dilles and your hair is so fair and soft, better still of all and your figure is perfect it-also. I not if you had an operation of nose but your nose is perfect. Your features are really perfect. I perhaps will test still * once. But do not leave next the fois*. remember that I could return heuruse very to you. I can kiss well and I have the American Express Chart of platinum. I suppose that you have it too. your legs are splendid, and better than those of any other girl. Of which color are your eyes? the photographs which I took are all in black and white. I would like to follow the same courses that you, but He do photograph and you… what? Beautiful-art? You are sexy. If I knew that somebody got excited of you like me, and you, you tested the same feeling towards him, I would leave. I would return at home. No doubt.

Oh my

They're called fun-size for a reason.

Today my mum made me drive her to drop of cookies for my brother's bake sale to pay for a camping trip, or whatever. And right there, across the street, was this homeless man. And I'm thinking, why aren't we baking cookies to raise money to buy this guy a home instead of some stupid camping trip, which will just be sad anyway.

I mean, I never go on trips and I don't even want to, but, like, I know you're going to say that the seventh grade science camp was a camp but it wasn't outdoors, so it doesn't even count.

When I got home, I burned the word "camping" in Scrabble tiles and then I wrote a poem entitled "23 Points of Sorrow", and then I burned that, too. And then the smoke alarm went off; I am the smoke alarm: People walk by me and never check my batteries, and when I scream everyone just runs away.

Ernie D:

Out of extreme boredome today, I find myself taking photographs of my neighbour washing the car. I personally find this a momentum of stalking.
I did manage to do some RMPS revision, but out of more boredom and lack of knowledge on the subject, I cannot continue further. I honestly cannot be bothered learning about annacha or nirvana, whatever those mean. I think I'll just go eat more cereal.

WMP Quiz

Step 1: Put your iTunes or MP3 player on shuffle/random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly

1. They told him don't you ever come around here
2. Thank you for coming home, I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
3. I would never bother you, I will never promise to
4. If you see a faded sign at the side of the road
5. _____ so why should it be
6. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, When I met you
7. Here I come and we wan' go home
8. Hot town, ______, Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
9. I'm bringing ______, Them other boys don't know how to act (I really don't have this but it is devoted to someone XD)
10. A friend in need, is a friend indeed
11. Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
12. Once I had a love and it was a gas
13. _____ Freezing cold and empty
14. I woke up in a Soho doorway, A policeman knew my name
15. All I want is a room with a view
16. If it seems a litte time is needed, decisions to be made
17. Here in my car
18. Do do do do, do do do do (hummed, no lyrics lol)
19. If I were to say to you, "Can you keep a secret?"
20. Fire in the disco
21. Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals
22. Move yourself, You always live your life
23. We'll be fighting in the streets, With our children at our feet
24. Sun is shinin' in the sky, There ain't a cloud in sight
25. I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall
26. I walk along the avenue, I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
27. Turn it down you say, Well all I got to say to you is time again I say, "No!"
28. Since were feeling so anesthetised, In our comfort zone
29. I used to think she was the greatest thing, I really cared, gave her a diamond ring
30. How can I be sure? When your intrusion is my illusion

Winner could get that all-great yacht, or a Lindt bunny. Or perhaps a convertible. It could be you.

Key:
• Heather's answers
• Amy's answers

Me and OCD

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Low
Schizoid Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Disorder:	Low
Antisocial Disorder:	High
Borderline Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Disorder:	Low
Narcissistic Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:	Low
Dependent Disorder:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

I certainly expected the OCD since I have a tendancy to over-do and make sure everything is done in the correct way.
(I did stop away from cleaning the dishes because she was doing it wrong.)
But I did not expect anti-social disorder. *sigh* Maybe it is true, me and TK Maxx.

Them

Well, today has been very eventful! I SEEN CAFFERTY in Tesco, so I had to hide in the clothes department. I really should have tried on sunglasses as a disguise. After, I seen this woman there who asked her boyfriend "Do you want some potato scones, Dave?" in an AUSTRALIAN accent. Bloody wonderful. Whilst she said that, Dave was sniffing a mango.
I should've stalked both Cafferty and Dave and Aussie-woman, but I was in a very important transaction with a bunch of red, green and yellow peppers!

Opticians

Once upon a time, I went to the opticians and was put through vigorous optic tests. I had to look into this box and count how many red circles there were, but I couldn't see any! And then he kept going "Hmmm" and looked like David Tennant. Then I had my retina photographed, which was penetratingly blinding light being shined into my eyeball! Finally, he had a microsocopid light and stared into my eye for about five minutes and I couldn't stop laughing because it was tickly...

Anyway, today I met up with the clan and went and played Frustration.
I only came third ;_; But it is only a piece of plastic >_> Then we done a one mile treck into the centre of town to look at French people speaking their mother tounge. I did try to buy something so I could bellow "Bonjour!" at one of them, but nothing looked tasty. I returned to my humble abode and I am not eating Garibaldi biscuits.

Chunk

Chunk II

PENANCE:

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

French & Saunders

well, i downloaded the french and saunders sketch of Misery, very funny. but, i shall write about my "tremendously exciting" holidays. i had christmas, which had to be the worst ever cause (a) the washing machine broke, (b) the tumble drier went on fire, and (c) i choked at the dinner table and nobody helped me. what a christmas. I could've been killed!

went into the boxing day sales, and never really saw anything, though i did buy a fondue set for my social gathering in the near future. to complete it i just need some Haagen-Dazs, Veggie-jelly, Shloer, Canada Dry and the tower of Ferrero Rocher. boy, this is classy ;-)

currently, i am very tired at typing this and saw a hottie out on the street. that made my day, unless something else can beat a hottie. to the cinéma tomorrow, with friends. that's all ATM

Lack thereof

I posted this, and now't not showing.

Salle de cinéma

Went into town, with Amy and Heather. Tried to go and see Tenacious D, but "we never looked old enough", so we went to see The Prestidge starring Christian Bale (who I never knew at the time) and that other guy. Looked boring, but actually turned out to be OK. It guessed starred David Bowie. Before this, I bought a soy cappuccino from Starbucks, and flashed my card at them, then got to swipe it -- but then my hand always goes shaky when I try to swipe it which is real embarrasing.
Then after the movie, we all went to Primark to look for shirts. There were some real oddball people in the store, and then I whipped out this crazy outfit whilst going down the esculator.
Then we both planned to go Christmas shopping next week (which I have practally already begun). So, this is really no problem.
Then we went home, and then I got some Hershey's, then I met Amy's dad. I then went home, some fat bastard of a ned with a big head started staring at me. I blatantly ignored him. I went home, had some chips, and then I am writing this.

Pumpkin

School.
had fun.
Wore new jacket; pumpkin colour in colour.
Went to supported study.
Mr. Barr cautioned us not to go into the park. :U
Went home.
Ate.
Computer.
Sim City.
Movie: Imaginary Heroes.
Bed.

Firstly

You major asshole! Didn't you see that manhole?